UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-11.2

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Long_Time_Exposure_of_Night_sky.jpgYou have 0 dollars.



Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You go onto the rocket, chant "FUCK VANCOUVER!", and press all the buttons on the rocket. Next thing you know, your in the middle of space, and you're reincarnated as Nyan Cat.

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You asplode immediately after, since cats can't shit rainbows.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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