UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TakeSignDown

You take the sign down. Squaw Dee actually shows up, and he replaces the sign with a post-it note that reads:

YOU CALLED SQUAW DEE BY THE FORIBDDEN NAME. MAY THE CURSE OF THE EVIL GAME WARDEN BE UPON YOU.

You don't give a shit, there's no way that the "Evil Game Warden" is real, he's definitely just making shit up.

You may:

• Follow Squaw Dee
• Continue waiting around for anything else to show up