UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SignWait

He's back.

You are approached by what appears to be a fellow Uncyclopedian. Could this be Squaw Dee? No, it isn't Squaw Dee, you're pretty sure that Squaw Dee is a human-deer hybrid. Maybe he's just a regular guy, but he's definitely not a zombie. Unlike...

Zombiebaron!

He's back. The Zombiebaron has risen from his grave, because of course he did. His very name reeks of injokes and non-sequiturs. Zombiebaron.

You may:

• Allow Zombiebaron to lead you to his temple
• Join the Zombitanian Commie Party
• Zombiebaron.