UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Z.C.P.
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You ask Zombiebaron about if he'll let you join the Zombietanian Commie Party. Suddenly, a fuck ton of Aracuans show up in protest of the idea that a human could ever join the party (Zombiebaron doesn't count because he's a zombie, of course.)
WE IS OF NOT WANTINGS DA TURDLICKERS LIKE YOU!, shouts one Aracuan.
<insert name here>TURD'S MOUTH IS OF MY TOILET AND I WILL OF SHITTINGS INTO IT!, yells another.
YUO IS OF AIMSPLOTURDIAN ALLY AND I WILL INTO KILLINGS U! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
Surely enough, the Aracuans beat you to the ground and suffocate you by smothering your face in their diarrhea.
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