UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SubmitToTheWind

The peak of flying form.

The wind takes you over to a peculiar little place: the wasteland of ASB2WAAT. Once a thriving colony of Uncyclopedians, it was destroyed in a war between Goatseists and Lesbians. After the surrendering of both factions, it has devolved into a wasteland of C-3PO, Olulas, Hatsune Miku and drunk Finnish dudes yelling "PERKELE!" at each other.

Your wings to not work here, but there are still quite a few things to do in post-war ASB2WAAT.

You may:

• Talk to some of the drunk Finnish dudes
• Call upon Väinämöinen using the sacred word of "PERKELE!"[1]
• Become ⍼