UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Saul

"You wanna know about me? You got it. Name's Saul Goodman — though, full disclosure, the birth certificate says “Jimmy McGill.” But let’s be real: “Jimmy McGill” sounds like the guy who sells you a used Chrysler with a questionable engine light. “Saul Goodman”? That’s the guy who gets you off when the feds come knocking. It’s all good, man. Get it? Now, how’d I get here? Long story short: I clawed my way up from the mailroom of a law firm, passed the bar (barely), and made it my mission to represent the kind of people the big-shot suits wouldn’t touch. Criminals? Misunderstood entrepreneurs. Con artists? Natural-born salesmen. Meth kingpins? Hardworking businessmen with supply chain issues. I don’t judge — I defend. With flair, with panache, and if necessary, with a burner phone and a busload of fake clients. So whether you got one foot in the courtroom or one in a shallow grave, I’m your guy. You need a miracle? You know who to call. Better. Call. Saul. Now tell me, what’s your situation? I can smell a legal pickle from a mile away."
-- ChatGPT definitely not stealing the intro of Better Caul Saul

You pick Saul Goodman as your lawyer. You think to yourself "surely I'll win this case with him on my side".

Then he pulls out his AI-generated defense of you and somehow manages to land you the death penalty for copyright infringement.

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