UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ReturnToMetlakatla

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960px-Carman%27s_River_Canoe_and_Kayak-2.jpg You are back in Metlakatla, more specifically, a kayak rental shack in Metlakatla.

A local news report is currently broadcasting on a TV set inside the shack:

NOTORIOUS CALIFORNIA AUTO THIEF, "MOCCASIN MAN", SPOTTED NEAR PRINCE RUPERT

Since Ketchikan isn't all that far away, you won't even have to steal a kayak; the boat could be returned after only a day or two.

The only problem is, once you do return the kayak, how are you getting back to Ketchikan? Perhaps you could stay in Ketchikan, and Reboz could return it for you.

And there's another problem. You've only got about thirty bucks left in your wallet (half of which was picked off from the streets.) And a two-day kayak rental costs $75. That means you're gonna have find a way to make money... aha! You could sell your spare supplies off to the locals!

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