UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CheapOut

You cheaped out and bought the crappiest kayak ever. And you'd better make this final push to Ketchikan quick, because your deadline to return this kayak is in only 12 hours.

This kayak is so crappy that it resembles a moccasin. And it's likely going to fall apart from all the weight you're forcing it to carry. And from the looks of it, even a baby is too much for this kayak to handle.

Your remaining supplies include:

• One parka
• Your tattered stiped prison shirt
• Your dirty sleeping bag
• One plastic water bottle
• A half-eaten bag of Cheez-Its
• Your 2 pairs of pants
• 4 individual moccasins
• 2 pairs of boxer shorts
• One pocket knife
• One gun and a little spare ammo

Good luck, you'll need it. More than ever. Luck is the only thing holding this piece of junk together.

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