UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/StealKayakAnnette

You notice that a news report about an auto thief known as the "Moccasin Man" is currently running on the TV inside the kayak rental shop. Fuck.

The rental's three employees have also noticed that you and this "Moccasin Man" look nearly identical, so they're all keeping a very close watch on you.

Right in front of them, you suddenly grab a shiny red kayak and run away with it.

Because the kayak's kinda big, you quickly lose balance.

Because you quickly lost balance, you tripped.

Because you tripped, you fell.

Because you fell, you hit your head.

Becuase you hit your head, you knocked yourself out.

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