UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Portland

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Portland Oregon South Waterfront from overhead - 2020 01.jpg

As the plane is heading towards Portland, the (self-proclaimed) land of WTF that nearly burns itself to the ground each year while weed rains from the sky, the pilot begins to feel drowsy, as if something strange is in the air.

Suddenly, the co-pilot yells out…

HOLY FUCK! MY BAT FUCK INSANE-O-METER IS OFF THE CHARTS!!

WE HAVE TO EVACUATE!

You are forced to land in a somewhat less strange and chaotic place… a place known as…

Corvallis.

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