UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EnterCorvallis

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As you are coming in for a crash landing at the Corvallis airport in your Cessna 140, a strange. familiar fleshy storm erupts. You call on your radio:

“On Corvallis Advisory, this is Cessna Six Four Four Alpha Alpha landing Three Five. Is this the Eldritch Zone?”

~ You

A response soon comes:

“Cessna Four Alpha Alpha, this is Beechcraft Charlie Foxtrot Bravo Alpha Kilo on Corvallis Advisory. Negative on the Eldritch Zone, it's just a freak storm.”

~ C-FBAC on Corvallis Advisory
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