UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MooseRide

Moose.exe appears to be malfunctioning.

Riding a moose. That's the definition of badass, right? Well, the moose is pretty confused about having you on its back, so it's clumsily charging non-stop. You haven't been bucked off... yet.

The locals of Saxman aren't exactly pleased to see a suspicious-looking man abusing a crazy moose in the middle of the road, so they try to drive you out with torches and pitchforks.

KILL THE BEAST! ACTUALLY, KILL BOTH BEASTS! BOTH MUST DIE! BOTH MUST DIE! BOTH MIST DIE!

You may:

• Direct the moose towards Ketchikan by pushing its head around
• Jump off the moose
• Yell the mob's chant back at them
• Attempt to hypnotize the mob