UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GuideTheMoose

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

960px-Ketchikan%2C_AK_-_Stedman_Street_02.jpg

Yeah, you steer that baby!

You're actually able to steer the moose by pushing its head around!

In doing so, you've managed to make two of the ugliest, derpiest, most retarded beings on Earth (you and the moose, of course) seem like the most badass as well!

Well, that was the case, for about fifteen seconds... until the moose finally bucked you off its back, decreasing your badass-ness significantly.

You sailed through the air for what felt like a minute before crashing into a tree. Yeouch.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may: