UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/JumpOffMoose

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Moose.exe appears to be malfunctioning.

You jump off the moose, causing it to remember what its original target was. The mob cheers as it tramples your skull and rips open your ribcage with its antlers. Those Saxmanites, Saxmaners, or whatever the hell they're called, sure do love a good show, especially a gory one.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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