UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Moccalaser

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You inhale a bunch of the glitching static from the background and take a bite out of one of the spinning moccasins. That tasted like shit. Very spicy shit. It was so spicy that you fired a moccalaser out of your mouth. You barely missed this (probably fake) Squaw Deer.
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