UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OwnUncyc

Squaw Deer owns Uncyclopedia now!

You tell the deer that you own Uncyclopedia. The deer laughs in your face. Surprisingly able to speak English, it yells out:

"NO, YOU FUCKING LIAR, GET A GRASP OF REALITY. ONLY I OWN UNCYCLOPEDIA!"

You stare at the deer, confused about how a deer could not only speak, but also make such an outlandish claim.

You yell back:

NOW LEMME GOOGLE WHO ACTUALLY OWNS UNCYCLOPEDIA?

You pull out your crusty Nokia 2270 flip phone, which is surprisingly modern enough to have Internet support. However, it doesn't work due to the glitch storm.

You may:

• Fight! Just kidding, but it looks like the deer has something to say.