UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DeerH

You say "H" really loudly. This changes basically nothing, except that you've made the deer really mad now.

It kind of looked like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude that fucking thing was huge, like WTF?

So here you are

camping in the fucking glitch storm, doing your ASBOWAAT thing with the moccasins shit and the black magic, right? Like, Moccasinian badass shit.

and this fucking deer

bursts out of the trees, moccasins all over the place, and instead of going for the wormholes, he makes a deerline straight for you.

so you pull out your

H and H the shit out of that thing, and it tries to (and succeeds at) mounting you! Like, WTF?

You don't get away, especially with your sinistral external abrasion, severed brachialis radial and asshole that has been stretched to be 6 inches in diameter.

No, seriously. It really raped you.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℝ𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕋𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙

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