UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Metlakatla2

You exit the inn, but the unpleasantness doesn't end. This is just your life now. Forced to endure this horrible combination of green, magenta and brown forever.

Well, at least it only affects your vision. Nothing else has really changed. Really, it's just an excuse for me to use this template somewhere.

You may:

• Try to wash away your unpleasant vision
• "Borrow" a car and drive to the northernmost point of the island
• Try the new "self-immolation" trend everyone's been talking about recently
• Run in the general direction of Ketchikan