UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CleanYourself

You try to wash yourself in the ice-cold Alaskan water to get rid of this stupid vision defect. However, no matter how much you try, you just can't get rid of it. At all. Luckily the sea serpents didn't get you, that'd be a real bummer.

You may:

• "Borrow" a car and drive to the northernmost point of the island
• Try the new "self-immolation" trend everyone's been talking about recently
• Run in the general direction of Ketchikan