UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LateOlympiaHotelOption

You waltz into a small hotel, suddenly hearing the winds of Alaska. You figure this might actually be the key to Ketchikan! For some reason, this hotel has been invaded by anarcho-syndicalists, and thus, every room costs 0.001$. Cheap!

You walk into your room, hoping, maybe, Ketchikan is what awaits you since you heard funny winds. Turns out it wasn't. It turns out that it sounded like Alaska was outside because one of the guests was trying to sleep to a YouTube video playing that exact sound. Idiot. You walk back into your room, annoyed and a bit disappointed.

You may now:

• Watch TV all night long
• Try to sleep
• Become heavily intoxicated with the hotel beer
• Sleep on a bench