UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KnifeGirlYeet

Without hestitation, you pull Knife Girl from the floor so fast that she doesn't even get time to react and stab you, and launch her right into Chuck Norris. The two of them make contact between each other and KG's knife fully penetrates into Chuck, who suddenly feels the most pain he's ever felt in his life, and leaving a huge whole in his abdomen. ('Tis but a scratch.) But Chuck Norris doesn't wanna just quit, of course. You'll have to impress him somehow, because you obviously can't win against him.

You may:

• Show Chuck your moccasin powers
• Tell Chuck about all the crazy shit you've been through
• Prove to him that he's in a horrible story in a horrible game in a horrible website
• Call upon the Great God Mokkááwŝen