UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ThreePlanesOfFakeness
This isn't something you really need to "prove", though. You can just click the random page button on the sidebar and read whatever page you get in order to "prove" this. However, Chuck is already dead, but you need to "prove" that you didn't kill him in order to not get arrested by the penguin police. And you'd also need to "prove" that you're John, and "prove" your pregnancy and that you can give birth in order to qualify for medical treatment. And that requires "proof" of a baby being inside your... er... stomach, and "proof" that you're mentally sane enough to take care of a child. However, you can't "prove" any of this, and searching for "proof" will almost certainly bring about a comical death at the hands of, i don't know, Luna or something. But really, you should be getting some "proof" that you really do want to go to Ketchikan, or at least any "proof" that it even exists and isn't just a bunch of rocks and a forest by a river. Also you need "proof" that you're not going Bat Fuck Insane in search of more "proof", but you can't find this because there's no therapists in ASBOIAAT. Do i have any "proof" for this statement? No, but "proving" stuff is for the insane. Speaking of which, i don't have any "proof" for this, but you just collapsed on the floor while laughing maniacally. I don't think that's healthy, but i don't have any "proof" for that either.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕[citation needed]
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