UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Hockey

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You make it out of ASBOWAAT and into an ice stadium. Looking around, you see Canadian flags, cheering and a fight on the ice. You realize you are at a hockey game. You assume this means you are in Canada. Feeling like you're ahead of the game, you sit back in your seat until you hear the announcer's voice.

“Our very own Portland Wintherhawks take the lead against the Kelowna Rockets!”

– The Announcer

Across the ice, you see a cheering crowd with an Oregon flag. You curse and rush out of the stadium, for you are only in Portland! You may: