UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/IdiotColumbia

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800px-The_Columbia_River_from_Columbia_viewpoint.jpg You try to swim to Washington through the Columbia River. Have you ever swam in the Columbia River? It flows pretty quickly, and it's really wide. Needless to say, you bang your head on a rock, knocking yourself out. Then you drown, of course.


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