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Mussels!

You told Dave about your usual strategy of finding food when you can't buy any: finding berries in the forest.

Well, this time, the two of you struggled to find any berries, so you and Dave went down to the beach, got a bunch of raw mussels, and prayed to Mokkááwŝen that you wouldn't get food poisoning from eating them.

Well, chow down on the raw mussels, they taste awful and they make your stomach hurt. You're mever doing that again.

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