UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Ferry2Angoon

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Looks enough like an iceberg, doesn't it? It's too dark-colored.

Since you have virtually no money at all, you attempt to sneak onto a ferry rather than paying to ride it. All of a sudden, something strange happens. A bunch of crazy OPOSSUMS all show up in s,all boats painted to look like icebergs, and they all start ramming the ferry, for some reason.

TITAAAAAANIC? yells one of them.

TITAAAAAAANIC!, replies another.

Goddammit, these creatures really are insane. They end up sinking the ferry, for no good reason, it seems.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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