UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Crashlanding

You crashland in the water right outside of Port Hardy, right on the other side of Vancouver Island. You immediately swim to the shore, only to find the entire town being extremely mad at you for... existing, I guess?

Also the checkpoint is still in Campbell River, so don't do anything stupid.

You may:

• Punch babies
• Steal a boat and get the hell out of here
• Drink battery acid
• Incinerate yourself