UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BattleWon

The river hath been crossed.

After beating that Minccino, you manage to cross the rest of the "river" safely. Nothing has really changed, except for you being pretty thoroughly beaten up now.

You may:

• Become a budget lawnmower
• Cross the river again
• Fall asleep because you are LaziBum3
• Cheese the game's gravity mechanics
• Cut off your entire left arm