UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EatGrass

You quickly decide to fall onto the ground and eat as much grass as possible. And despite the fact that you're just a human with stupid amounts of luck, you are pretty fucking good at eating tons of grass. Within what feels like no time at all, you've managed to clear one football field's worth of grass away.

However, your incessant grass-eating activites has attracted recognition from the Alaskan Lawnmower's Association, who promptly turn you into a Black & Decker 36V 19" Self-Propelled Rechargeable Mower with Removable Battery, model number SPCM1936. Your destiny is now to mow the lawns of the Annette Island residents forever.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit