UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AngoonFlorp

This is a florp.

You notice the horde of what seems to be about 82 Florps approaching you rapidly, shouting something about eating your speedboat in very aggressive Canadian English.

You may now:

• Shit yourself violently as your speedboat is eaten.
• Fight the Florps.
• Walk away.
• Salvage what you can and run.