UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ARACUANS SUCK!

BAM BAM BAM!

You yell to the mob: ARACUANS SUCK!, causing them to remember their real enemy... the Arctic Aracuans. The bastards who once burned down the Mormon church of Ketchikan and built a wall (albeit an ineffective one) to quarantine Revillagigedo Island off from the rest of the world? Those birds that infest the sewers of Ketchikan like a disease?

"BURN THEM UP! BURN THEM UP!" they all yell as you, the moose and the mob march through the streets towards Ketchikan.

You may:

• Seek out Aracuans to exterminate
• Continue marching towards Ketchikan
• Whistle to summon more moose MEESE, DAMMIT!