UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SummonMoreMeese

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You whistle to summon more meese. One after another they come charging... all in a straight line. The moose in front bashes his head into a tree, and the others mistake this as a command. The poor tree is shredded to sawdust in seconds.

The meese repeat this task again on another tree, and another, and another, and an innocent pedestrian... not that Saxman's barely functional animal control center will give a damn.

BAM BAM BAM!

The meese, some of which now have broken antlers, and all of which are now too tired to move their legs, fall over and take a nap. Truly useless beasts.

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