UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EXTERMINATE!

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ARACUANS SUCK! ARACUANS SUCK!

You and the mob search for Aracuans to exterminate. The first area you inspect is Saxman's sewer, rumored to be an Aracuan stronghold.

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Not one sign of grues down here! None of those telltale echoes of growling, none of those circular footprints... aha! A dead grue, on a plate. Someone's eating the grues!

And where do you eat grues?

Why, Soviet Russia, of course!

And speaking of Soviet Russia, you know who really, really likes communism?

The Aracuans!

You've located an infestation! Now all you have to do is find some Aracuans.

(Also note that the moose was unable to fit in the sewer.)

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