UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Lore dump (Aracuans)

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This little spot is now the location of one of the bloodiest wars in history

WARNING: LORE DUMP INCOMING! YOU MAY FEEL SLEEPY READING THIS

Walbro starts telling you what the past few years has happened in Ojai. It turns out, the state of California has started making great cost cuts due to inflation, and the city of Ojai, which nobody has really cared for, was one of the victims that most felt its impact. Ojai soon entered a downward spiral where the city became weaker and weaker, and the people became poorer and poorer.

The Aracuans took oportunity of this weakeness to enter the city and claim a piece of United States territory, which would help them in the fight against capitalism. To do so, the Aracuans allied with the OPOSSUMS from Ojai, who were also planning to revolt and form their own communist regime. But the OPPOSUMS then betrayed the Aracuans and formed their own communist party, with the intention to make Ojai its own independent regime, called the Greater Ojai. The Aracuans and the OPOSSUMs declared a war agaisnt each other, painting the streets of Ojai with blood and sweat.

Also the Moccasinians and the Penguins decided to enter the war too for some reason. Which means that now there are four factions battling against each other to claim Ojai:

  • The Aracuans
  • The OPOSSUMs
  • The Moccasinians
  • The Penguins

Well, that's all the lore dump the Walbro can give you. Other characters might give you a different perspective of the story...

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