The Prisoner (US Remake)/allquotes

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Quotes from The Prisoner (US Remake)

The Prisoner (US Remake) is a US remake of the British Spy Drama The Prisoner. The characters are, for the most part, former spies and operatives, and therefore intelligent and able to think under pressure. As a result, everything they say is witty. Below is just a small sample of the witty things that have been said by these characters.

NUMBER 48
You British?

NUMBER 22
Irish.

NUMBER 48
So you're British.

NUMBER 22
We don't think so.

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NUMBER 2
Low-fat Yogurt? Frightened of putting on weight?

NUMBER 6
No big secret. I just looooooove yogurt.

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NUMBER 48
Now my best friend Six is out there putting his butt on the line for you, so I want some answers. Now these folks that run Miami, what are they, a government agency, a foreign power? What are we up against?

NUMBER 14
Well, they never gave me a peek at the employee handbook. That would be telling.

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NUMBER 22opens her fortune cookie and reads"Questions are a burden to others." What does yours say?

NUMBER 6
The truth will set you free.

NUMBER 22smashes 6's cookie open and reads"Answers, a prison for oneself."

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NUMBER 6
Look on the bright side. You may be trapped here but you still have your individuality.

NUMBER 22
Oh, please. If a nuisance like Number Two can break me then I deserve it.

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NUMBER 22
You don't even know this "new Number Two". What makes you think he has this kind of clout? You seriously think he's going to wave his magical spy wand and give you your freedom?

NUMBER 6
Well that's what I need to figure out.

NUMBER 22
In my experience, if something seems to good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case.

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NUMBER 6as 12A fight is one of the quickest ways to tell if someone isn't who they say they are. If you say you are American, but fight like a Russian, consider your cover blown.

NUMBER 12as 6You beginning to get on nerves a little much. I suppose you are Sambo master also.

NUMBER 6throws a punchMake up your mind. Are you southpaw or orthodox?

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE ASSEMBLY
His number is Nine. Like Two, the whole single digit thing.

NUMBER 48
Like Six.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE ASSEMBLY
Or Eight.

NUMBER 48
Three.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE ASSEMBLY
Seven.

NUMBER 48
Four.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE ASSEMBLY
... Crap. I can't think of any more.

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NUMBER 6to a mark in a dance clubFriend, you're ruinin' my ratio. I have a good ratio goin' on, I got six ladies to one me. Six of one, a half dozen of the other.

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NUMBER 66
Listen, I didn't pack enough underwear, so I borrowed a set of your boxers: the blue ones with the stripes.

NUMBER 6
They will never fit you; stay out of my closet.

NUMBER 66
What does that mean?

NUMBER 6
That I am still... myself.

NUMBER 66
Yourself? Myself's a little snug down under, but I got me all packed in.

NUMBER 48
Six, be glad you didn't have to see that.

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NUMBER 6
I need to find a Tunisian counterfeiter.

NUMBER 22
Miami's very cosmopolitan. You never know who you'll meet next.

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MADELINE WESTENon phoneMichael? You still haven't fixed my coffee maker, and I can't find the warranty.

NUMBER 6
Warranty? You've had that thing how long? Since the war? Before the war? Which war?

MADELINE WESTEN
I need it for my poker game.

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NUMBER 6
Jason? Jason Bly. Good to see you. I figured you'd find me sooner or later. Everyone! Everyone! Number two is Officer Jason Bly of the CSS. It is a branch of the NSA performing covert intelligence support for the military.

NUMBER 2
You shouldn't have interfered, Number Six. You'll pay for this.

NUMBER 6
No, you will.

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NUMBER 6
voice overIn prison, they have already taken from you everything that they can. Therefore, there is no such thing as bad attention. It's better to be known than to be a number.

NUMBER 2
Take off her restraints -- Number 22, we have an apartment waiting for you in residential adjunct 9. That is the wing for high risk residents. High profile villagers get special treatment around here.

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