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Congratulations! As you are the 69,105th idiot who chose the freaking Grue option, you win the game!


*** YOU HAVE WON ***



Your achieved a final score of 1, which gives you the rank of Intact Adventurer.

The Trophy
Now that you've won Zork, you are now permitted to add the following box to your userpage:

{{I think I won Zork}}

You may have actually won Zork

“You have won Zork”

~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”

~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”

~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.

Continue the adventure in Zork 2!