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Uncyclopedia presents: the You have two cows anthology!
	1. Analysis 2. Anime 3. Bovine Quotes 4. Cowmedy 5. Emootions 6. Endings 7. Famous Cows 8. Groups	9. This cow does not exist 10. In the Moos 11. Language of Cows 12. Literature 13. Moosical Moovements 14. Moovies 15. Non-Video Games 16. People	17. Politicowl Junk 18. Programming Languages 19. Religion 20. Software 'n Such 21. Sound of Moo-sic 22. Television 23. Travel 24. Video Games	24.2. Video Games Volume 2 24.3. Video Games Volume 3 25. World and Web of Cows 26. You Have n Cows 27. Science 28. Moodicine 29. Game Consoles 30. Game Genres
31. Capitalism
“Do not try to understand what the two cows are saying. That's impossible. Instead, you must try to realize the truth: there are no cows. Then you will see that it is not the cows that moo, but only yourself.” ~ The Matrix on You have two cows