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* Please do not insert lame, trite, and cliché jokes (i.e. just about anything about George Bush--of course YOUR George Bush joke is exceptionally funny and not lame, trite, or cliché at all!). They are not funny.
 
* Please do not insert lame, trite, and cliché jokes (i.e. just about anything about George Bush--of course YOUR George Bush joke is exceptionally funny and not lame, trite, or cliché at all!). They are not funny.
 
* FOR GOD'S SAKE, PURGE THE OLD STUFF! We don't need a 5 mile long page. Considering how short the anniversaries are, it really makes the main page lopsided.
 
* FOR GOD'S SAKE, PURGE THE OLD STUFF! We don't need a 5 mile long page. Considering how short the anniversaries are, it really makes the main page lopsided.
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* A Purge a Day helps you work, rest, tehehehe and play.
 
* If you don't understand the part of purging the old stuff by now, please remove yourself from the gene pool.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten the note about deleting the old stuff, since people really aren't getting the point. Hell, lengthen it if nobody listens still.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
* Don't shorten that either. Since somebody ignores THAT rule in addition to the "Purge the old stuff" rule.
 
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**** Stop treating us uncyclopedians like we're fucking wikipedians. Get a grip. We purge when we deem it neccessary - like - now. --[[User:Sinspawn|Sinspawn]] 23:18, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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* All play and no purge makes Uncyclopedia a dull site
 
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* Don't put images in the way of blurbs, it's a waste of space. Images should be floated. Use this format: [[Image:wiki.png|right|Alternate text]]
 
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* A purge in nine saves Tim Roth
 
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* Just checking something - do you want us to purge the old stuff? --[[User:217.169.9.2|217.169.9.2]] 15:30, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
 
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** No. We just repeated that crap a thousand times for our health. Feel free to disregard it. --[[User:85.214.36.140|85.214.36.140]] 20:14, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
 
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*** You know, I feel I should point out that I said something about this on the discussion page, because I don't think anyone's noticed. &orangutan;&orangutan; [[User:Mandaliet|181.18.47.154]]
 
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**** I replied to it. --[[User:Nintendorulez|{{User:Nintendorulez/sig}}]] 19:48, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
* One minor note - If the bottom of the two tables on the main page shows the left side as being bigger than the right side, don't purge just yet. The bottom of the two need to be about even. However, the rotating DYK template can make it awfully tough to tell, since some entries are larger than others.
 
 
 
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*Every time you don't purge, God kills a koala.
 
*Purging stops Steve Ballmer from Fucking Kill(TM)ing you.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
*There's no need to purge on days when the anniversaries list is really, really long. Such as Valentine's Day and other holidays, they usually have long anniversaries.
 
 
 
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*[[China]] today replied to accusations of press [[censorship]]. "People have the right to know the [[truth]]! Therefore, we shut down any media that spreads [[lies]]." says Chinas Dear Leader [[Hu Jintao]].
 
*Today is International '''[[Cerebral palsy]]''' awareness day. Remember to point and stare at the [[spastic]]s! Hey Spaz!
 
*Today is International '''[[Cerebral palsy]]''' awareness day. Remember to point and stare at the [[spastic]]s! Hey Spaz!
 
*[[Google]] launches GoogLive, a free web-service designed to resurrect people fucking-killed by '''[[Steve Ballmer]]'''.
 
*[[Google]] launches GoogLive, a free web-service designed to resurrect people fucking-killed by '''[[Steve Ballmer]]'''.

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