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Dancing Queen updates:

The latest Dancing Queen news.

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11 October 2022

It has been officially announced that a man after midnight will be coronated on May 6, 2023

6 October 2022

There are rumors circulating that a man after midnight will not be coronated until June 3, 2023.

8 September 2022

Her Majesty the Dancing Queen has died at the age of 96. She will be replaced by a man after midnight.

8 September 2022

Her Majesty the Dancing Queen is under medical supervision at her Scotland residence. God save the Queen. She ain't no human being.

22 June 2022

Her Majesty the Dancing Queen has gotten a new haircut in the time since her Platinum Jubilee. Damn. I was hoping it would be The Rachel.

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7 June 2022

Rod Stewart must be going senile and apparently thinks he's Neil Diamond. The gravelly-voiced Farfar performed "Sweet Caroline" at Her Majesty the Dancing Queen's Platinum Jubilee, possibly instead of "Maggie May," "Forever Young," or alternatively "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" or "Hot Legs."

Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan were booed at the festivities.

23 March 2022

Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall will guest star on an episode of EastEnders to mark Her Majesty The Dancing Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

9 March 2022

Due to her limited mobility, Prince Charles will deliver the Dancing Queen's Speech at the State Opening of Parliament in Her Majesty's absence.

6 May 2022

Harry, Meghan, and Andrew will not sit in the balcony at Her Majesty the Dancing Queen's Jubilee. However, they are invited to the ceremony.