Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani
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 The Qing of Qatar during a moment of relaxation without make up | |
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| Nationality | Qatar |
| Other names | Junior |
| Occupation | Breeder of mini humans |
| Years active | 2005-present |
| Known for | producing many children |
| Notable work | his many children |
| Title | archduke of Qatar |
| Religion | wasabi islam, Thanianity, Louis Vuittonism |
| Partner(s) | a whole stable of bitches |
| Children | yes, that's the main idea |
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His grace Tamin Thani,(3 June 1980, Doha) also known as the Qing of Qatar is a well known human breeder from the middle east.
Early Life and Education[edit | edit source]
Tamim is the 312th son of filantropist Ron Jeremy and the second son of Sheikha Moza bint Nasser Al-Missned, "the elephantwoman". Sheikh Tamim was educated in the United Kingdom, attending Sherborne School and Harrow School, before graduating from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in 1998. He majored in golf course design and minored in Gay. Mr Al Thani is numerically illiterate and was taught that counting is haram. This has greatly contributed to the explosive growth in the gas reserves of the North Field.
Career[edit | edit source]
Sheikh Tamim became heir apparent of his step fathers baby factory in 2003, following the renunciation of his elder brother Sheikh Jassim. During his tenure as crown prince, he prayed the gay away. As CEO of the human breeding business, Sheikh Tamim has focused on enhancing enhancing the bloodline previously damaged by an emphasis on first cousin shagging by shagging his second cousin. Despite many of the kids being retarded because of this, two or three products have met the specs. There has been some controversy about his ability to produce this many children. Al Thani shows many of the symptoms of having a land qruiser. Some argue that the jump in birthrate and the appointment of Big Jim Slade as royal pool cleaner is no coincidence.
“our gas is qool”
Hobbies and other interests[edit | edit source]
Besides his busy life as a breeder Al Thani also takes a keen interest in autocracy, self censorship, cognitive dissonance and human rights abuse. He has a part time job as the archduke of Qatar, but this doesn't require much of his time given the fact that Qatar is a failed state. Al Thani is very involved in the leadership of the Society for people not welcome in polite society which aims to provide an alternative social network for people who should have been convicted of crimes, no matter how justified.
“Tamim is my buddy”
“It's good to be Qing”
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
Outside of his professional endeavors, Tamim is known for his hate of Saudi and Emerati autocratic rulers[1] and his love of sovereignty. His favorite color is beige and his role model is Elon Musk. He spends most of his time in Chelsea.
- Sheikh Tamim married his first wife and second cousin, on 8 January 2005. They have at least four children, two sons and two daughters:
- Sheikha Al Mayassa bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 15 January 2006)
- Sheikh Hamad bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 20 October 2008)
- Sheikha Aisha bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 24 August 2010)
- Sheikh Jassim bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 12 June 2012)
- Sheikh Tamim married a second wife, Sheikha Al-Anoud bint Mana Al Hajri, on 3 March 2009. She is the daughter of Mana bin Abdul Hadi Al Hajri, former Qatari Ambassador to Jordan. They have at least five children, three daughters and two sons:
- Sheikha Naylah bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 27 May 2010)
- Sheikh Abdullah bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 29 September 2012)
- Sheikha Rodha bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born January 2014)
- Sheikh Alqaqa'a bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 3 October 2015)
- Sheikha Moza bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 19 May 2018)
- On 25 February 2014, Sheikh Tamim married a third wife, Sheikha Noora bint Hathal Al Dosari. They have at least four children, three sons and one daughter:
- Sheikh Joa'an bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 27 March 2015)
- Sheikh Mohammed bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 17 July 2017)
- Sheikh Fahad bin Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 16 June 2018)
- Sheikha Hind bint Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (born 5 February 2020)
In total he has at least thirteen children born between 2006 and 2020; seven sons and six daughters, from three wives. After 2020 he stopped counting. Any further children have been and will be called Mohammed or Fatima.