Talk:Vladimir Putin

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please add "{{googlemean|a="Google"|Vladimir Putin|[[Vladimir Lenin]]}}" – Preceding unsigned comment added by 187.67.41.149 (talk • contribs)

Sorry, but everything added to an article should make it better. While your idea is funny, it does not necessarily make the article better, as it is already featured and has its own concept which has no connection to Vladimir Lenin. Anton (talk) 19:24, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

Canonization[edit]

Canonization Glorification

The patriarcat of Moscow has desided to start the process of Glorification of Putin to become a Saint by the name of "Holy Vladimir". Only difficulty is that to proclaim someone to a Saint, one must be dead. (Miracles needed are sufficient). Therefore the Holy Synod has been forced to wait until the subject is dead. Some "foreign agents" are pondering any possibilities to speed up process of Glorification on this issue. Putin himself has contacted the leaders of North-Korea about the consept of "Eternal President".

(Glorification is the term used in the Eastern Orthodox Church for the official recognition of a person as a saint of the Church ) --DieHard (talk) 08:11, 29 May 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, in a few days you can edit the page yourself. JFC 12:47. May 30

Putin and firingsquad[edit]

Putin in front of firingsquad.jpg


This is Vladimir Putin. Man who plans for the future. He wants to stand in front of the firingsquad without shivering. He has these reheases frequently. One day he knows they will have real ammo. He is ready. He is not afraid. He is Putin. --DieHard (talk) 20:15, 25 June 2014 (UTC)