Talk:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Chuck Norris

I think the guy is mentioned two times too many in the article. Anybody else think it's not funny? --Medvedev ^(scream) 11:02, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Agreed, I suggest remvoing all of them.--71.222.196.223 02:03, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Asian Cartoonists? WTF?

There's a section there were it says "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles raised three important questions 1) Do you need to be a turtle or a rat to be a ninja? 2) Would the world be better off with less random Asian cartoonists/cartoons? 3) How would a jewish turtle be circumcised (seriously it has like armour and shit)."

The second question doesn't make any sense at all. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are an American cartoon created by Americans. And not even Asian Americans. They were created by white people: Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Is there anyway to change this question so that it makes sense? I can't think of one, but I'm hesitant to just delete someone else's stuff. --71.70.197.35 20:49, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

THE GAME IS A SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

Don't belive me? Ask This guy! (If it doesn't work, search YouTube for Angry Nintendo Nerd and TMNT.)

--Defender 911 22:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Do I have permission

Do I have permission to post Teh Squirtle Squad as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle phoneys, liek tehy did with teh Koopa Bros???????????????????????????////////////slashslashslash

Here's teh pic:

Ineedhelpalot

Liek, oh my gosh, reply back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111oneoneone

Ineedhelpalot

Yes. Just make sure that it's hilarious. Also: sign your posts with 4 (count 'em. FOUR.) tildes (~~~~ ) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:34, 4 September 2008 (UTC)