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*In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU<i>!!</i> --[[User:Banjo2e|Banjo2e]] 19:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
 
*In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU<i>!!</i> --[[User:Banjo2e|Banjo2e]] 19:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Done. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:49, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
 
:Done. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:49, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
 
*In Soviet Russia, Pauly Shore hates YOU!
 
:Um. Welcome to the new millenium. What's a Pauly Shore? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:06, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
 
::Uh, a crappy coastline? --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 05:16, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
 
:::''"There's no way I'm having a bonfire here. This shore is all pauly."'' Who knew that ''pauly'' was an adjective! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:23, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
 
   
 
== This one might work ==
 
== This one might work ==

Revision as of 05:32, 12 June 2007

In Soviet Russia, Page archives YOU!!

Y'all got to be kidding 
man, some of y'all treat art
like it was some sort of religion
following the rules one two and on through 
to the point you don't create art 
art created YOU!!
y'all got to be kidding 
some of ya'll treat hip hop 
like it was some sort of religion 
following the rules 
one two and on through 
to the point you don't create hip hop 
hip hop created YOU!!
~ John Reuben's album "Hindsight", track 10 "Doin", third verse

Something I came up with while taking a shower

  • In America, USA. In Soviet Russia, A S You!!!!
  • In Soviet Russia, Irak invades you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, keyboard types you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!!!
  • In Soviet Russia, song sings you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, bombs drop you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, dogs walk you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, coin flips you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, god prays for you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, plane flys you!!
  • In Soviet Russia, you give policeman IUD!

--User:Shadowy Crafter 03:41, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  • In Soviet Russia, cigarette smokes YOU!

--82.30.42.106 19:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

  • In Soviet Russia, Cheese grates YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, Trebeck Alexes YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, crap writes YOU!

--Mr. p. nesshead 19:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe the cheese grates one, as people in Soviet Russia were known to be fans of cheese and cheese-referencing humour. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:56, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

This is stupid, but...

In America you skullfuck.

In Soviet Russia, skull fucks YOU!!

64.50.228.36 02:09, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Um, yeah. Good luck with that. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Problems with Communist China section

In Communist China, reversal writes YOU!!
   * In America, you look at computer monitor; in Communist China, computer monitors YOU!!
   * In America, you Google Tiananmen Square; in Communist China, Tiananmen Square Googles YOU!!
   * In America, you abort baby; in Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! 
       * Chinese version: In America, you get an abortion; in Communist China, abortion gets YOU!!

The bolded parts should be fixed. The first one should be (of course) Communist China, and the second one doesn't need to be put further out IMHO. The Pondermatic 16:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm...

In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills you! -Russian reversal on Snape

Yeah... 02:12, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

. . .

In soviet russia, demon summons YOU!!

In soviet russia, toast burns YOU!!

In soviet russia, God worships YOU!!

Just some thoughts . . .

Okay, I'm putting one in. It's too awful to ignore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)


Hmm...

In Soviet Russia, love makes YOU!!

Doesn't it do that anywhere?

Someone change the first quote to this

On Uncyclopedia, you kill joke. In Soviet Russia, joke kills YOU!

A few ideas

  • In Soviet Russia, movie makes YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on YOU!!
  • In Soviet Russia, pictures take YOU!!
  • In USA, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face!
  • In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats YOU!!
  • In USA, you get fat. In Soviet Russia, fat gets YOU!!

Another idea

  • In Soviet Russia, joke overuses YOU!!
We have "Joke ruins you", which is in the Oscar Wilde quote. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

This one is actually pretty good

  • In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!! --Banjo2e 19:22, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

This one might work

In Soviet Russia, lawn mows YOU!!

This one will not work

In Soviet Russia, Bank robs you (Oh wait, that's true in America too...)

Italian translation

I made the italian version of this page: here's the Link. Could someone add it in the "in other languages" box, please? (And let me say: in SR, link add YOU!!)

some more???

“In soviet russia, penis stimulates YOU!!!”

~ Yakov smirnoff on Masturbation

“In soviet russia, I know I am but what are YOU

~ Yakov smirnoff on Iknowyouarebutwhatami


“In soviet russia, Sheik al watever gets blamed for being raped by YOU!!! ”

~ Yakov smirnoff on That australian Sheik whos name escapes me

--TheNewYarkov 09:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Uh, no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Some More Ideas

In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!

In Soviet Russia, waffles eat YOU!

I have one

My friend is the original author. "In Soviet Russia, cock sucks YOU!" 66.31.225.221 01:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. Your "friend". Also, no. It's awful. I've been to America, where I didn't suck any cocks at all. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:12, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
So much for the gay rights parade... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

dont forget these

  • in soviet russia we own YOU
  • in soviet russia we fuck YOU
  • in soviet russia we hate YOU! (this one's stupid)
  • in soviet russia we with god who kills YOU TOO!
--Masked-avenger 15:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
So in America you own we? You fuck we? You hate we? You too with god who kills we? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:49, 7 June 2007 (UTC)