Talk:Racism

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Suggestion

Suggestion: moving the present version to "racism (dermatology)" (which is a joke in itself if it really need explanation) and preserve "Racism" as another article for the earlier version, where racism was related with race as in racing, not as white/black/asian/etc, even though initially it attempted to look like that would be the issue (pondering whether race is biological or social), just to create a false idea of what comes next... also had the joke that racism has to do with darwinism (as it is commonly accused) as Charles R. Darwin (with the name mixed with R. Dawkins', just for fun(which may have not been funny at all, so may need to be edited...)) proposed that the nature's rule is the "survival of the fastest" (instead of survival of the fittest).

I would have done it myself, but apperently I'm not able to move pages.

An disambiguation page or line would be included, of course. But, by the way, I think that would be much in the spirit of uncyclopedia to also have some ambiguation (or undisambiguation, the preferable (undispreferable) form) pages, if it doesn't have these already. --Unuser 05:01, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

what the fuck do white people hate black people? i was never racist! Middle fingger u rascist!

White people hate black people? Sounds like a racist generalization. I'm offended. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:21 Aug 20, 2007

As a white man, I too, am offended. Roman Dog Bird 02:10, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

As a grey alien, humans of all colors suck. We shall exterminate! Bow to me, seize them, take me to your leader...and you can't tell us apart from the reptilians we are.

In the year 2525, them blasted dirty apes shall take over the world, damn you all. + 71.102.7.77 01:41, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Add this quote!

Samuel L Jackson: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF@#$ING RACISTS ON THIS MOTHERF@#$ING PLANE!!!68.6.239.55 06:25, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

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I wanted to fix a typo in my "how to spot a racist" section. I'd like to point out that as the author of that anti-white tirade, I'm actually a white man, and the sense of irony should be picked up in the good humour that this site has always had.

In psychiatric terminology racism is known as, paranoia complex of minorities.

The more you know

Racism is fun, better than the other bad "ism", communism. Remember, liberals are communists and the KKK should be our heroes, killing communists isn't a bad thing.

America is the land of the free, except if you're black or gay...or Cherokee.

I like Chinese...Better than crafty Jap-an-ese...Not violent like Viet-nam-ese...and all of them short up to our knees. (hey, it rhymes)

Everyone is equal, no matter what color you are. Women, on the other hand, are not equals.

And remember, Blacks are human too, Jews are god's children and Mexicans are Americans.

But don't forget about Canadians are...well, they are...sheesh, Canada sucks. + 71.102.7.77 01:39, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

New Czech version of this article - Rasismus [1]. Can someone add it to this article? --109.108.105.13 18:04, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

I know this is Uncyclopedia. But I'm offended. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!! What's up with all these motherfuckers?!?!?!?!? --User:DJ Mixerr/sig

balls

I created a redirect to this page (Nyctophobia (The fear of the dark))