Talk:National anthem

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Song used as musical opium to convince a country that it is better then all others.

Sititet Urlas Mani Miilie Sitiet Urlas Braalu bars!!!!

Tancujut Vse

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Urlas Baigi Krutie Džeki Lohi Narkomāni Zeki Meklē Kuram Dot Pa Seju Meklē Kuru Saukt Par Geju

Pirmie Džeki Savā Sētā Baigi Nozīmīgos Mētā Tagad Viņi Iziet ielās Un Ar Savu Piķi Lielās

Uzkačājis baigo būdu Urla Debīlaaks Par Sūdu Tulīt Kādam Piesiesies Pats Pa seju Norausies

URLĀM NĀVE!!!

Sititet Urlas Urlām Nāve Urlām Nāve Urlām Nāve

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Sititet Urlas Urlām Nāve Urlām Nāve JAAAAA!!!!

Bonus Points

Bonus points are added to all countries where the vast majority of the countrymen and women sing the anthem with heartfelt passion, yet have no idea what the words mean (e.g.Wales).

Notable Anthem

Italy has one of the finest anthems, having the scale and form of a major opera.

England has one of the worst, being a collossal dirge that takes about three hours to sing, with one note every ten minutes or so. Although that's what they get for getting John Cage to write it.

Canada has the shortest anthem.

Spain has an anthem which they stole from a rapper. It says "It's getting hot over here, so we're gonna sweat our asses off!"

Other Anthems

• Cly hga mctory - Wales
• In Cod we Trust - Dominion of Newfoundland
• G O D, save the Queen! - England
• Гимн РФ Russia
• All Will Obey Dr Doom or Die Screaming! - Latveria
• Walk like an Egyptian - Jordan
• We Are a Part of the Rythym Nation - The Rythym Nation
• some song from Fiddler on the Roof - Israel
• We Didn't Start the Fire - Pyromania
• Don't Sleep in the Subway - East Quizno
• Row, row, row your boat" - Cuba
• O Canada, our home's on native land! - Iroquois Six Nations
• Maybe It's Because I'm A Cockney Cunt - London (unofficial)
• This Anthem May Be Recorded to Ensure Quality Service - India

See also

• Bullet in the head - Detroit
• Some more sauce for my pasta - Italy
• It's fucking cold eh! - Canada
• Bow to the pope - (Future anthem when the pope enslaves us all)
• G O D S A V E T H E C U R R E N T I N B R E D R O Y A L L E A D E R - England
• Ya'll whores - Texas
• In Soviet Russia, Anthem Sings You! Russia
• It's not easy being green - Chernobyl, Ukraine
• Bitch, Bitch, Bitch - France
• Nobody likes us, we don't care - Belgium
• Hong Kong Does Not Exist, but We Love Her Anyway - Hong Kong
• The Song That Never Ends (extended version) - Australia
• Video Killed the Radio Star - Portugal
• Leave us Alone - Spain