Talk:Japan

Currency incorrect!

The national currency of Japan is severed american penises. These are generally obtained in a coordinated joint covert effort by AV models and Ninjas. While the deccedant american is buisy privately masurbating at his computer after dark, just before he fully climaxes and ejaculates his penis is painfully severed and swiftly removed with a razor sharp Ninja weapon. The Ninja, loyal to Japan, considers the harvested penis to rightly belong to him because it was engaged in orgasim over a Japanese model(s) (see "Way Of The Worrior").

This form of currrency is conceved to envalue Japan as a potentially market but protocally isolationist economy, and to be a valid internal tender because the possesion of more penises indicates greater rellative affilliation with Nijas. It also portrays greater Ninja activity and sharp weaponry.

So next time you're buisy jerking off to school girls on buses, rember two things!;

1. 1. They're not really getting mollested, they're paid models
2. 2. The penis reapas are comeing!

Also, FYI

Japanese dislike of China

China: We're so great, look how great China is. We're really big and have loads of people and know everything and shit.

Japan: Yeah, ok great.

China: Yeah, and we're Better than everyone ells, we're superior humans.

Japan: ...

China: Our leaders are so great, look how great our leaders are. Our leaders are way superior to yours.

Japan: *doesn't stoop to it*

China: Also, your not really a homogenus people, your culture is a degraded derivation of ours!

Japan: AAAATTTTAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China: *gets ass kicked*

Japan: Victory Speech: "We agree, China. Your country is massive, and Japan is very small. You have masses of people while we have exponentially less people. Your leaders are indupidably glorified while our Emperor is meerly genuinly respeced by our people, And your arts, crafts and subjects are far more complicated than ours.

By the way, if you ever want us to occupy your ass for you again, come and piss us off and we'll exemplify decent warfare to you.

Ooops...

I think you spelled "konichiwa" wrong. You used the particle ”は” instead of "わ". It makes it look like "KonichiHA" instead of "KonichiWA". That is all. Just copy and paste the hiragana if don't have Japanese keyboard settings:　こにちわ Crazyhair911

Oh,neither "konichiwa(こにちわ)" nor "konichiha(こにちは)" is right. The answer is"konnishiwa(こんにちは)"! （ま、日本語のミスもジョークの一部、というなら"こにちわ"でも十分かと思いますが。）Kakakaya 07:14, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

FIX IT UP

you retards - KAN is a measure of weight, not distance !

get it right --N04h 04:20, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

???

Hi! If any of you are visiting linked from the japanese blogs and have the time to write a japanese translation, preferably sick and twisted, please do so. Thanks. --Chronarion 08:57, 11 Mar 2005 (EST)

• Hey, this article is fantastic! And oddly accurate in its Japanese satire. --212.254.112.17 20:11, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Vandalism

This page seems to be attracting a lot of vandalism lately.--Ryoske 01:08, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC) Yeah, there's tons. Barcode711 14:50, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

hilarious

i love your articles, i laughed my ass of when i read the sentai government that you wrote! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Skcoot (talk • contribs)

Offensive?

Now, I'm not one to complain, normally, but being half Japanese, I'm a bit offended at some of the stuff in this article and the Japanese article, especially the racism remarks, the obsession with hentai and pornography, and being blown up by atomic bombs. It's not particularly funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Matsuya (talk • contribs)

Okay, go to the real wikipedia, search for the word "Satire", if you are still offended, shoot yourself for having no sense of humor. Jack Cain 14:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC) (I fucking love today.)

If you look closely, you may find that the article indirectly makes fun of Westerners. By the way, could you please sign your comments in future?--Ryoske 23:36, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

you know what? go to the real wikipedia, search for the word "jackass", if you are still offended, shoot yourself for having no sense of humor. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Liebenasuka (talk • contribs)

Do you know what offends me? Some jackass (actually a series of jackasses, may God send them hairy assholes and menstrual cramps) fucked up a perfectly good Oscar Wilde quote. Jesus Christ, it's a real goddamn quote! You stupid gaijin need to grow up and learn to love scientific whaling and tentacle porn.67.183.31.9 05:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

You people are brainless racists or just incapable of producing intellectual humors. Only the immature call the expressions satire. So coarse and dull. Especially the food section has a lot of unsofisticated descriptions, which seems to be the work of kindergarteners. Also, it's not a good idea to use Chinese pretending it were Japanese, as many people cannot make distinction. (HS) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 164.107.208.209 (talk • contribs)

Made a map, Image:LocationJapan.png, as "Japan the land of great explorers", it may be offensive, or is it? Guutog 05:54, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Go ahead - I don't see any problem with it. You should probably provide an explanation though.--Ryoske 06:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

It just combines the fictional literary references of medieval Japan prior Australia was colonized, and WW II "settlements", or what I remembered of those. Anyway the page is protected, so its not up to me.Guutog 06:49, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Being hit with nuclear bombs and the death of 60,000 civilians is NOT FUNNY AT ALL! It could be appreciated if it would happen in the U.S. but yet NOT FUNNY!!! [some Greek guy]

Editing?

Any idea on when this will page will be open for editing again? I need to indicate that another cultural oddity of Japan is that the age of consent is 5. This is important stuff, people! --DeadlyGrim 02:37, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Also important, is that it has been rumored that several heavily drunk Chinese families sailed their boats to the east; since they were intoxicated, this resulted in the similar to Chinese language and traditions etc. This is a possible explanation of the creation of the Japanese population. Big Brother Lee 09:15, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Haruhi-sm please!

Don't deny the fact that Haruhi Suzumiya blew the Japanese world! PLEASE GIVE HER A SPACE IN THIS ARTICLE! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 210.213.80.29 (talk • contribs)

You forgot to say away again (looks around to see if anyone knows the reference) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 128.189.154.92 (talk • contribs)

Guess what! She's blown them all away! Costing us a fortune though. 79.68.21.80 15:39, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Coat of arms

I think a barcode would fit better. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.137.120.11 (talk • contribs)

Japanese kitten huffing

Yeah, uhh, someone should stick this either in this article or the kitten huffing one. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bascule (talk • contribs)

Someone here is a Jap loving fag

This article needs to be opened for editing, it is very lame and unfunny. Half the article isnt even trying to be humorous, its more ass-kissing than anything. Enough with the stupid ninja references and anime bullshit; even 13 year olds wouldnt crack a smile at this stuff. OPEN THE PAGE FOR EDITING NOW – Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.45.29.58 (talk • contribs)

Spelling

in Food section, one of faggots wrote "rice (pronounced "lice")". There is NO "L" sound in japanese language, you idiot! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 125.2.83.36 (talk • contribs)

Ahhhh...soooo... You speak troof, faggot-san, But there is an 'L' sound in Engrish and vedy, vedy easy sound to make, too. Try it you sef. You see. Vedy, vedy easy, yes?? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

Isnt "lice" supposed to sound like "rice"... blah nvm

Lame!

The author of this page was not even politically correct enough to include a section about how all Japanese men are either faggots or straight guys who act like faggots in order to attract Japanese women, 99% of whom are fag hags.

By the way, Japanese men do not have small p#$!2%s. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 64.77.204.103 (talk • contribs)

Me thinks thou doest protest too much Tiny Tim-san... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

Like you are politically correct cock-sucker. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 165.21.154.12 (talk • contribs)

Greek men have the biggest penis!

Editing

Can someone please edit the word lolita from the article?

I know this is an article making fun of Japan and is not true, but please omit that word, it's being used in the wrong context. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nitty (talk • contribs)

please someone edit the state name

新大日本不戦民主主義経済的大衆文化帝国

Someone with a better knowledge of the language could produce something of a slightly more humorous nature with a proper syntax. Elementary school level grammar is purely stupid and not funny. Somebody just agglutinated different morphemes he managed to pick up in a mediocre -obviously don't know the language - syntax – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jabber wock (talk • contribs)

Oh, please... it's not like anybody (but you) gives a shit what that chicken scratch really says! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

I give a shit, so therefore you are wrong >.> If someones' gonna make fun of something, they shouldn't be stupid/ignorant while doing it... – Preceding unsigned comment added by iPyronic (talk • contribs)

Go back to one of the earlier revisions

Because it's a lot less readable now, the satire isn't as biting, and there's a lot of crap that's incomprehensible or random axe-grinding that doesn't really have a place here. Tikirific 15:10, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes. I was just about to leave a message saying the same exact thing. Put it back to before it had all that "rape-ninja" and "fuck-samurai" shit. The humor content has dropped big time since I last saw this. Mostly the "people" section, I think. --So So 04:09, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

That was left by some anti-Japanese vandal, please feel free to delete it.--Ryoske 02:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

An incoherent article this is.

Fix article up Yoda must. or maybe yu0. 68.32.48.59 14:42, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Order Viagra

The Korean User:Oh.john3 says: Nice site. Thanks, webmaster and i have no dick

This section appears to be a spambot edit. May I remove it? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 01:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Mashimaro - accuracy dispute

"But quite a few high-ranking animals have been accused of misconduct in recent years, most notably Mashimaro for alcoholism." Um, wasn't Mashimaro invented in (South) Korea? See Wikipedia. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 01:00, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

too loooong

omg this aricle is f**ng long, I don't know if actually Uncyclopedia has a wp:Wikipedia:Manual of Style, anyway I'm gonna take some liberties and reduce its size, mostly moving content to sub--articles --Andersmusician 21:40, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Clarification: "wp:" is not a correct interwiki prefix. I think you meant wikipedia:Wikipedia:Manual of Style. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 06:54, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Korean User:Oh.John3 says: UR SITE SUCKS PLZ MAKE MORE FU"N OF JAPS

Tha Japs have no penis and have a large gapping vaginas and they spend half the time looking gay hentai pr0n and they spend wayyyyyyyyyyy too much time finger their pussies by watching enormous fat ladies wrestle each other. ~Written by User:Oh.john3 on 01:06, June 1, 2010

You shouldn't talk about yourself o.O – Preceding unsigned comment added by iPyronic (talk • contribs)

Subpages, please.

This page is WAY too big. Any edit takes about five minutes because of lag. Can we not split it up or something?--UnEditor510 ^{drop us a line, mate} 16:50, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Humor is Lost

There is some creative humor here but it seems that most of it is lost in a sea of stupidity. I think the best spoofs are spawned from real people, events, cultural practices, etc. made funny through witty (but informed) adaptation, but this article seems to predominantly consist of writing that suggests people are simply using it to get themselves off. Yeah, perversion is a stereotype, but why is that the driving force of the entire article? Writers for Japan have many references known by the world that could be incorporated, but this article doesn't take advantage of them (and where it does, there are too many 12-year old references to ejaculation, bukkake, etc. surrounding it to really appreciate the smart wit). It'd be nice to tone down the pervertedness, stupid anti-Korean references, and other childish unfunniness and rebuild it with some creativity and actual humor...

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