Talk:Jam Jesus

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Rewrite in 2010

Romartus and I rewrote this article entirely as it was in Votes For Deletion (VFD). I voted to delete it; Romartus thought it was a cute idea and voted Keep. We had collaborated in the past, and when he said it had potential, I created a new concept--that Jam Jesus was created to induce more people to attend church. This quickly morphed into a way to attract gluttonous Texans away from televangelist churches; and the US-centric material in the article is mine. In the VFD debate, I threw it back to Romartus and he wrote the section about the Pope's reaction to Jam Jesus. He also enhanced the final section, about competing communion condiments.

We retained the introductory (purple) illustration. I deleted the template, that Jam Jesus approves of the article, but retained the photo (the same as the other photo, but without the purpling) and shooped it to add the triangle and striker.

From the original, we retained only the illustrations, the initial quote (from Peanut Butter Jesus), the expression "Jee Man," and some of the names of the other condiments. Spıke ¬  04:29 1-Feb-10