Talk:Guitar

Needs Humor[edit source]

This page has been pointed out as lacking in humor. I would appreciate it if someone else made an effort to work on this page as I only made this page out of boredom and was not attempting to be funny but to create information that was not true. PhantomBPR.

I'd attempt to make it funny if it weren't locked.-- Neelo999

Yes[edit source]

This page sucks.

No[edit source]

People like you cause me to become stressed, and when I am stressed I create pages like this. Sex Rules yo! ~PhantomBPR.

Herman Lee Sucks[edit source]

Marty Friedman could play rings around that cunt

They both suck. --Roman Dog Bird 16:57, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Fuck both of you, and you spelled his name wrong nigger. Anyone who hates DragonForce sucks

Rewrite?[edit source]

A while back I stuck a few paragraphs into this article to see if it spawned a better article. It... worked... to an extent... it needs an overhaul I think... anyone with a sense of humour that can do this, and not make more than one Herman Li joke... please... I have too short of an attention span to rewrite this damn thi - OMG A BIRDIE! sleepygamer 22:56, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Are there still "jokes" about that untalented twat on the page? I don't think I've ever read the whole article, and it doesn't look like a piece of shit, but yeah, perhaps it does need a rewrite. I keep reverting that one thing about bass guitars since some people seem to have a stick up their ass about how bass is for pussies and the guitar is so rad (I like both by the way, thank you very much), but even that should be changed since it overly praises the bass guitar. And Herman Li sucks. No need to make jokes about him. Prevent people from adding anything to the page about how awesome he is. Because he isn't. --

Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER

01:49, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna C+P this page to my user box and arse about with it for a while. Some parts are funny, for example the Guitargasm has a great concept... I'll see what I can do! sleepygamer 23:06, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Okay I'm gonna put up my version of the page, and submit it to Pee Review for helpful comments. It IS incomplete, so after it gets reviewed, please do helpful edits. And yes, I did use Herman Li jokes. Untalentless twat. sleepygamer 00:26, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Good job.

Thanks! ^.^ sleepygamer 05:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

You Suck[edit source]

Congratulations. You officially screwed up this page. It's not funny anymore, I hope you realise that. Maybe you should start again, because seriously dude, when i edited this page, it was about a gazillion times better than this piece of crap you have turned the page into. I'm ashamed to look at this page now, man. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

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Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER

13:52, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Frankie, I almost pissed myself when I saw that image. Kudos on the shits n giggles! sleepygamer 01:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I find that image to be one of the funniest that I've ever seen. And, obviously, it's just so appropriate. :) --

Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER

02:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

And Fambi... We are forgetting to sign our posts aren't we? Anyway, in response to, "It's not funny anymore", I'd just like to say I've gotten more positive responses than negative. Also, Nobody Cares. sleepygamer 01:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

I was going to read this article before I saw that baby cry. Now I have to do something else. Talking Heads were right! Never listen to electric guitar! (Sobbing into distance..)

I agree!!!!!