Talk:Frodo Baggins

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This page needed to be made[edit source]

The other one about a Frodo Baggins was too confusing. I mean, for a dinosaur with laser eyes. Nacky (talk) 06:49, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Resize?[edit source]

Is there anyway to resize the Galadriel gif? It's really big and I already tried. And I'm pretty sure that I sustained some kind of injury over it. Nacky (talk) 11:22, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

@Nacky: There ya go.
By the way, notice how |upright=0.6 (not 0.5 or 0.7) also "straightens" the caption, which I was trying to ...
Please. --Brogo13 (talk) 12:55, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Well, the animation is now not working. It's just a still frame now. It's really not that big of a deal if it's resized, because it's a good edit from the 1978 film with the two separate scenes I meshed together. Also the "Home Alone" thing might be an article here, but it was a dead link and that could have been because it wasn't Home Alone but rather home alone you see? But it's not necessary anyway. It's just an awkward movie reference that's not needed here. Nacky (talk) 13:30, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Just for giggles, try |frameless vice |frame; see also.
BTW Edge on Windows 11 on an HP desktop. U? --Brogo13 (talk) 14:21, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
It could stand to be a little smaller, the animation is kinda pixelating in his hair and maybe that could be brought down a few sizes. I'll try that bit you mentioned. Yeah, I'm on a Dell PC, Windows 10. I've got a Dell laptop too, Windows 7. Then I have a computer desktop that still has Windows XP installed. I'm never gonna give those up. I detest the end of a technical era that I feel should last as long as there's digital and it's archive and nostalgia. Take that odd 1978 Lord of the Rings film, for example. It's crazy and weird, and everyone seems to be on drugs, but I would never give up my copy of it. It's just, a thing with me. Party on, dude! Nacky (talk) 16:02, 30 September 2025 (UTC)
Yeah re-sizing still didn't work. But I'm probably not doing it right. I'm also highly jittery and can't manage in my current state of skittishness. Nacky (talk) 16:11, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

VFH?[edit source]

It seems it's a lengthy article and I'm not using enough spaces, maybe? Would it be easier to delete the VFH then? I could try to edit this article down somewhat but the gags wouldn't be in there. I let my imagination run and I get all these ideas and I am a writer by trade, so maybe it's not a VFH contender? I dunno. I guess I got carried away... Nacky (talk) 18:24, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

I edited what I could without taking too much away. The Ent knuckle-sandwich quip was probably too weird so I took that out. I also gave Aragorn less to do. The trilogy really is about Aragorn and his ascent to the throne, ruler of much of Middle Earth. A lot of land. But Tolkien started where the Ring faction of the story follows. Where it began from the events of a dragon and a mountain of gold. Technically a dragon claiming gold is an odd cosmic feature whereas the Ring had power by way of an element governed by evil. A conducting element that was chipped away. The Dark Lord, a disembodied spirit, called back to the dead through necromancy and brought forth the nine kings (now wraiths) who had been corrupted in life. It was here that the Ring became more connected to any owner. Which would explain how its influence slumbered while Gollum possessed it. So in a way, in a way, Frodo is a plot device. The universe willed it. He's the one running the marathon that brings about Aragorn's story. Nacky (talk) 20:07, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

How to get some Jokes[edit source]

Taking the hobbits to Isengard comes from this: https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY
The Faramir and map reading directions comes from this: https://youtu.be/1KbvBayqPH4
Other items include the time Frodo was captured by orcs and thrown in the top of the tower of Cirith Ungol. Penthouse. Oh nevermind. Nacky (talk) 22:08, 21 December 2025 (UTC)