Talk:David Lynch

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What a boring article for such an interesting person. Lynch fans unite! Let's tear the fuckin' roof off this page. --Peder 03:10, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Okay! Where do we start? --Johnny C. Raven 03:13, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I have a couple picture ideas that I'm working on. And I just heard him on the radio talking about transcendental meditation, so my tape of that might give me some ideas. Maybe write up his life story, but make it all surreal and confusing and stuff. And there's gotta be jokes about his hair. That I know for sure. --Peder 02:42, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yes, definitely hair jokes. So which one of us gets to mess with the photo of him and Miguel Ferrer, Kyle MacLachlan, and David Bowie in front of the photo of Eisenhower and the American Flag? --Johnny C. Raven 04:25, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

You can mess with it, since you did such a good job on the article already. I had forgotten about Angry Dog, that's awesome! I'm gonna go watch Dumbland now and see if I can get some material from that. I'm also writing a filmography and that should be done soon. --Peder 18:56, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oh my god...

Heinekin hair spray = Comedy gold.

Lolage!

What a ridiculous director. This article really sums up his inane, pseudo-intellectual style. --81.153.236.226 18:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Your comment really sums up your inane, pseudo-intellectual online persona. (P.S. I know he/she will never read it, but I just had to). --Murder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 02:13, 9 January 2013 (UTC)